“Wrapped in Charm, Stuffed with Horror”
From the outside, the resort is a dream—manicured lawns, a decent restaurant, and a pool that looks like it actually gets cleaned. But walk into the room and you’re time-traveling into a horror show.
Broken basin? Check. A commode so grimy it could host its own horror movie, No mirror in the bathroom, and the room one is smashed like it just witnessed its own reflection. The blanket smells like betrayal, and the linen? Let's just say it’s carrying memories... from someone else's stay.
Room service thinks a mop equals hygiene, and the staff’s idea of hospitality feels like punishment. Worst of all, the staff seem indifferent. No urgency, no empathy, no service mindset.
This stay felt less like a vacation and more like a test of endurance. Think twice before booking.
“Oh, and about that sea view? You’ll need a telescope—and probably a prayer.”
Pro tip: Admire the exterior, snap a selfie, and run. Your dignity and skin cells will thank you.