★☆☆☆☆ Absolutely Horrible Experience – Avoid at All Costs!
My stay at Wooden Paradise was anything but paradise — more like a nightmare in a wooden box.
From the moment I stepped in, the place reeked of damp wood and mildew. The room was dirty, dusty, and clearly hadn’t been cleaned in days — cobwebs in the corners, stained sheets, and a bathroom that looked like it hadn’t been scrubbed since the last monsoon.
The so-called “staff” were either completely uninterested or just outright rude. I asked for clean towels and waited two whole hours, only to be handed wet, musty ones that smelled worse than the ones I had. When I complained, they shrugged it off like it was normal.
Let’s talk about the food — inedible. Cold, tasteless, and served late every single time. I wouldn’t feed it to a stray dog, let alone paying guests.
No proper WiFi, the AC barely worked, and the noise from neighboring rooms made it impossible to sleep. If this is their idea of “peaceful nature,” I’d rather camp in the jungle.
In short: overpriced, unhygienic, and completely mismanaged. Wooden Paradise is a scam wrapped in pretty pictures. Save yourself the trauma and book literally anywhere else